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Yumi 21 Dec, 2019 @ 5:36am 
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Kendra 27 Aug, 2018 @ 7:35am 
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Ijskoud 11 Jan, 2018 @ 5:31pm 
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Squidy the Cheater 19 Jun, 2017 @ 6:25am 
+ rep Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It's estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.
Squidy the Cheater 19 Jun, 2017 @ 6:24am 
Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Movable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled toward the tip and set in place with tape.

Later, doctors apply plastic rings, caps, and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained....Okay, we’ll shut up now.

If you think rebuilding a foreskin is weird, you should read the story of how doctors built a man an 8-inch penis in our Crazy But True Tales From a Penis Doctor.
Squidy the Cheater 19 Jun, 2017 @ 6:24am 
The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called Colymbosathon ecplecticos.

That’s Greek for “amazing swimmer with large penis.” Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.
Squidy the Cheater 19 Jun, 2017 @ 6:24am 
The average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. Women get 23 seconds.

Which means if women were really interested in equality, they’d make sure we have four orgasms for every one of theirs.
Squidy the Cheater 19 Jun, 2017 @ 6:23am 
An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplained case of either, your doctor’s looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you’re not.
Squidy the Cheater 19 Jun, 2017 @ 6:23am 
Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which would be enough to tarp every Major League infield with human flesh.
Squidy the Cheater 19 Jun, 2017 @ 6:23am 
+rep Smoking can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter.
Malanyaa 18 Apr, 2017 @ 10:13am 
Anyway hit me back just to chat.
Sincerely yours.
This is Stan.
Malanyaa 18 Apr, 2017 @ 10:12am 
How do I know you even exist?
Malanyaa 18 Apr, 2017 @ 10:12am 
Are you even real?
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Malanyaa 18 Apr, 2017 @ 10:12am 
Maybe he's not real??
Malanyaa 18 Apr, 2017 @ 10:12am 
Have no clue who this fella is. Maybe autistic. Unsure how to rep.
Malanyaa 18 Apr, 2017 @ 10:11am 
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