I met him in Baghdad, Iraq. The dude straight up shot me in my left lung. I had to buy a new lung from the black market since my hospital didn't have one. It cost me $40000 and now the FBI, CIA and military outside my house. -rep

I have witnessed this man play GTA V only to crash his golden jet into the tallest building while blasting fortunate sun through his ear bud mic in game chat for 9 straight hours this man is a menace and he cannot be stopped

Sorry it had to come out this way but I'm a 38 year old man expecting my 4th child in 24 hours. My wife is making me quit posting on this guys profile every chance I get, goodbye.

Finally won my 5 year court fight vs my ♥♥♥♥♥ ex wife and finally gotten to see my now 8 year old son.
Hes been happy all week and weve done so much together and I finally feel like a person again.

That was until he wanted to buy a game on steam, no problems I thought, I get my card, reading glasses and get to work, only to realize it doesnt exist anymore..

Turns out this guy has bought every single game on steam.

Now, I dont have a son anymore

Mans called me gay so I bit his ♥♥♥♥ off, his GF calls him "stump chump" now lmao

Meet him on Payday 2, tried to troll him but he wasn't having any of it. Turns out his truck was broken so I took a look at it. Hit timing belt was messed up so i replaced it with a Trojan extra strength (ribbed for her pleasure) Condom, and he says it runs like smooth.