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I was caught trying to steal one too many Swedish meatballs from their restaurant.
In the heat of the moment I also had to drop my Swedish chocolate because their employees spotted me.
I attempted to hide within the stuffed animals in the kids toy room exhibition. However they saw my gray balding hairs peaking out from within the pile of orangutans.
They tried to throw various wooden toy trains at my head but their accuracy is worse than a blind man staring at the sun.
Update 2. A 7 year old found me and started screaming. I quickly arrived to the elevator and escaped the wrath of the called upon police force. I am now being chased throughout the lower parking lot and I almost ran into a 2003 Gray Honda Civic.Unlike contrary belief it appears that the officers have detained my Ford f150 so I shall probably be caught due to my slow ass legs.
Update 4. I apologize for not succeeding in my quest to ♥♥♥♥. And it is with great dismay that I must must sadly leave you all with.