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-SPOILERS BELOW-
Han Solo dies in Episode 7
Everyone in Rouge One dies
I'm literally going to die if my unit doesn't get active
Why are you reading this?
Why waste your time reading this? Go read a book
You know what, get out. Stop. You're freaking me out with your reading.
You know what, fine. Be that way. Here, have a cookie. NOW, I insist, GET OUT.

-Continue to operate operationally

"Look at the river, Lennie."
"Let me tell you what I wish I’d known
When I was young and dreamed of glory:
You have no control: Who lives, who dies, who tells your story"