Quotes.

1. "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump
2. "With great power comes great responsibility." - Uncle Ben
3. "The return of the why boner. With a Vengeance!" - Alucard
4. "Doesn't matter if you're a king or a street sweeper, everyone dances with the grim reaper." - Robert Alton Harris
5. "I try not to sound like an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but it's really hard because I AM an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." - Me
6. "Do not attempt to move or we will be shooting ourselves" - Genie
7. “Nobody dies a virgin... Life ♥♥♥♥♥ us all.” - Kurt Cobain

Facts of life.

I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone off is easy and fun as hell.

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Soap trusted you
I thought I could too
So why in bloody hell
Does Makarov know you