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20:57 - Kwerty: I mean people say bros before hoes
20:57 - Kwerty: but when it comes down to it
20:57 - Kwerty: we're all hoes
20:57 - Kwerty: mmmmmmmmmmmmm
20:57 - Kwerty: that was so deep

21:48 - AUGustus: You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were laminating the joyous pink banana.

17:21 - The Jean Genie: But did you ski down times square while holding a us flag and high fiving people?
17:35 - Tony Fan: confederate*
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Mushroom Man 8 Sep, 2024 @ 5:10pm 
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven ate Nine? NO! Seven never ate Nine, Seven dosen’t even know Nine. The truth is: years ago, Six and Seven decided to go camping together, and Seven ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVEal. But SIX knew that SEVEN secretly hEIGHTed him, and didn’t have baNINE inTENtions :SBHorse:
Mushroom Man 25 Jun, 2017 @ 9:28am 
I bought Pokemon at a car boot sale and it was... covered in battery acid and it glitched. We don't have car boot sales here in AMERICA. The ♥♥♥♥ is a car boot sale? It made my sprites look jumbled up. What's a car boot sale? I bouhgt a Pokemon exeggutorble file at the garage sale and when I put it in my PC Macintosh I turn it on-- I got a virus! --and Pikachu came out the screen but his eyes were oddly realistic and blood... oozing out. And BLOOD! okay let's go. I bought a Pokemon card and it made my screen turn brown. Needless to say, the beast was stunned! I... I don't remember it lookin' that way but I kept playing on. And then I turned on the TV and there was Spongebob but it wasn't squidwa- but it wasn't it was exis- Squidward was all upset. I dropped my Gameboy in my toilet and I flushed it and now my Pikachu's DEAD. I TRIED TO DROWN MYSELF IN THE OCEAN BECAUSE I WANTED TO MEET SPONGEBOB BUT I NEVER MET HIM.
Wintermute 20 Dec, 2016 @ 3:03pm 
Get Ready for the DICKcember 🍌💦 Holidays, You NutBuster! 👅👃🏻 Hope You're Ready for Santa's 🎅 Thrusts 😫 as He Gives You Your Presents ♥♥♥ and 🌰 Nuts 🌰 on You HO-HO-HOES! 👌😫💦 When JeSEX 😇 comes and Thrusts 😫 Your Door 🚪 , Be Ready for a Blessing 😊 as You Get Re-Baptised with CUMMIES! 💦😍💦 Share this with 69 other Hoeliday Sluts for a Special 😀 Treat 🍌 🍩 This DICKmas! 😍👅🍌
Limbo 27 Jul, 2016 @ 11:09pm 
Oh so tender
Mushroom Man 26 Jun, 2016 @ 5:24pm 
You can't barrage the farage! :UnionJackFlag:
Wintermute 22 Apr, 2016 @ 2:04pm 
IM THROWING YOU OUT OF MY PLANE, BIG GUY😭👋

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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯BIG💯 Guys are irreplaceable💖
I could never be bigger than you, Bane!💖
Send this to ten other 👪Big Guys👪 who crashes your💦plane💦Or never get to call ittin☁again❌❌😬😬❌❌
If you get 0 Back: Extra charge for them 🚫🚫👿
3 back: You werent alone☁💦
5 back: You're banes hired gun😽👼💦
10+ back: BIG GUY😛😛💕💕💦👅👅