Thud. Thud. Thud. Splat.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
😷
You're dead, Jim.
-- McCoy, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7
😭
Never raise your hand to your children -- it leaves your midsection
unprotected.
-- Robert Orben
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Compassion -- that's the one things no machine ever had. Maybe it's
the one thing that keeps men ahead of them.
-- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3
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Chemist who falls in acid will be tripping for weeks.
😗
I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on
the same day. Then that night, they burned the wheel.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
🤗
love, n.:
When you don't want someone too close--because you're very sensitive
to pleasure.
🤣
Would you care to drift aimlessly in my direction?
🤐
He who laughs, lasts.
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ВАК БАААН

Шо в кс не играем?

jebana ciota ma aima

+rep good aim

-rep crying little baby