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Gee, who would do something like that? :-P

The ♥♥♥♥ is with all these random knuckleheads sending me invites for the pastt month? Golly gee, it's almost like they're trying to scam me. :P

That sounds like so many Warcraft 3 games I've played.

There's something beautiful about somebody so horrid in their game playing skills that they rather kick you for cheating than accept they might not be very good.

My longest time alive as Demoman: 43 seconds. Your longest time alive as Demoman: 24 minutes and 7 seconds. I sense some kind of disparity here...

Also, welcome back (again) to Steam if I haven't said that already!

I'm impressed that you have 415/477 achievements for TF2. You should get some kind of award for getting all 477, then you should get them all!

Of course, the day I see that you're online is the same one I'm leaving the country. Sheesh! =P Good to see you're back, hope your computer doesn't break again!

It's good to see you back on Steam, buddy.

Alright, that makes sense. Good that you were able to get on Steam a bit. Hope it works for you soon (if it isn't already).

It's basically a character of mine, but yeah, it is a Dusknoir

I know it's been a while since you've had that avatar, but what is it? A squished Dusclops? Just wondering.

Don't we all

Ha, you wish you were as sophisticated and good looking as me!

Jk!

What a Nub!