happy holidays brofa

Don't read this cuz it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the one you love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you will die now that you started reading this, you can't stop. This is scary. Post this on five profiles in 134 minutes. When done press 6 and your lovers name will appear in big letters. This is so scary cuz it actually works

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron"

I saw Spluxx at a grocery store in Gielinor yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “[Attempting to kick/ban user from this channel.]” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to surge out the doors with like fifteen Goblin Mail in his hands without paying.
The goblin at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the Goblin Mails and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and warned me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each mail and put them in his inventory and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

happy joldiadys brofa