Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Congratulations, You're a!







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Roses are red, Dwayne is a rock.

Top shelf pu$$y makes quick work of eager c**k


Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,

Do your chores or suck my di*k