"My love for you is wider than the widest river of yoghurt
My bleeding heart is an open wound, I invite you to probe it

My tears of lust shine like the sun, our love knows no eclipse
I will love you with the frenzy of one thousand chimps

My passion is strong, strong just like my schlong
Your safest option is to play along

Keep your arms inside this train
Our destination is pleasure and pain

Your scent hits me like mustard gas
I'll cut your name upon my ass

Your luscious curves make my blood fizz
The sight of you makes my heart jizz"

[NZM] ; [G4PL] ; _@_ccwdn