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IT IS EARLY ACCESS

"So lets give it a negative review ... how dare they give us a incomplete game!!!"
- The ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gamer reviewer



First off....... Yes this game is early access the publisher clearly states it. SERIOUSLY not only do they state that on the store page, but you are treated to a 30 second loading screen that clearly says the game will have bugs, glitches and lack of content.

Now..... What I do not understand is why people give a negative review on games and complain it is in early access. The game is not even close to being complete. Yet, I look down and see tons of reviews that complain about what the developers already openly admitted. "My game keeps crashing 1/10", "There is not much to do 3/10" and my personal fave " This game is in early access so it sucks 1/10". It gets to the point that I wish they would some how filter these reviewers out of the fold. They obviously lack eye sight or reading comprehension and makes the point of view they share moot.

Metabolism........... The name of the game and just like real life you must take care of your body if you wish to live longer. Not going to the bathroom can make you sick.... delaying bathroom breaks can screw you over by having a involuntary movement while being chased down by puppets (Zombies). The detail is amazing and it is not even completely implemented yet.I spent hours just looking at my calorie needs and vitamin deficiencies while finding the resources to sedate the effects. Clearly a game where later patches could land you with the common cold which then mutates to pneumonia and kills over lack of antibiotics. How about being in such shock you have a heart attack cause you did not have the pain killers to abate the symptoms.


The developers are all in , they have sold to many copies not to be invested. I suggest before you buy you check out the developer video https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=EV78Vc4Wgkk ] which shows the future of the game. True survival down to your digestion and bowl movements... what more can you want???

besides the look you get from your squad mates as you ♥♥♥♥ out a 10 inch purple dildo :\
Sigh, would ♥♥♥♥ out a 10 inch purple dildo.....

Thumbs up.

Well, It has been years... seriously years.. I first played this game when it was Panzer General on ps1....in 1996. I spent a ton of hours then... and plan to spend a ton of hours now. The graphics are what you expect from early hexagon strategy structure but what it lacks in the graphics department it makes up for in the tactical department. If you like WW2 games, but wish to really become the commanding officer of a front... this is the game.

Like the original but with game shark... excellent 9/10 for the fun ole JRPG era.

I mean.. who would not want to be a slutty cam girl?

Seriously what makes this game epic is the game is not politically correct, instead it puts humor at the fore front