Tesler? FANTASTIC company, folks—some say the best! Me and Tesler? Like THIS (believe me, nobody’s closer). I drive that car HARD, just like I drove Melania—STRONG, POWERFUL, nobody drives like me! But Elonia Musk? WOW. A total 10—maybe an 11! She’s my second wife (many people are saying it’s true), and we’re doing GREAT. The best, actually.

And those R2D2-X11 babies? INCREDIBLE. Pre-ordered them from Chyna (terrible country, by the way)—PERFECTLY built, just PERFECT. But fake! Very fake. Just like the media. FAKE NEWS MEDIA, SO SAD!