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BigJuicyBurrito 15 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39am 
I eat my dinner in my bathtub
Then I go to sex clubs
Watching freaky people gettin' it on
It doesn't make me nervous
If anything, I'm restless
Yeah, I've been around, and I've seen it all
I get home, I got the munchies
Binge on all my Twinkies
Throw up in the tub, then I go to sleep
And I drank up all my money
Dazed and kinda lonely
You're gone and I gotta stay high all the time
To keep you off my mind
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
High all the time to keep you off my mind
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Spend my days locked in a haze
Trying to forget you babe, I fall back down
Gotta stay high all my life to forget I'm missing you
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Pick up daddies at the playground
How I spend my daytime
Loosen up the frown, make them feel alive
I make it fast and greasy
I'm numb and way too easy
You're gone and I gotta stay high all the time
To keep you off my mind
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
High all the time to keep you off my mind
Cryptid 20 Feb, 2022 @ 8:12pm 
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P.S
I had to google what love meant
Can we share some banana bread sometime
Regards
That Banana bread girl you like
How you doing?
You having a good time?
[FX] Lord Humungus 11 Dec, 2021 @ 5:03am 
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wishing you lots of love, joy, and happiness. Happy Holidays!
[FX] Lord Humungus 27 Dec, 2020 @ 7:40pm 
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A Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays with a great and glorious New Year !
Humungus wishes you a great new year with lots of blessings upon the ones who deserve it.

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[FX] Lord Humungus 22 Dec, 2019 @ 4:44pm 
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A Merry Christmas from the Wastelands !
Happy Holidays & Blessings of Humungus upon you.

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Cryptid 24 Dec, 2017 @ 9:29am 
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Cryptid 4 May, 2017 @ 7:07pm 
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance
There's a hole in the wall where you put your ♥♥♥♥ & balls
But you never really know who's sucking on the other side
Is it a boy or a girl or a lady-man hermaphrodite
Honey, I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my ♥♥♥♥ today
I'm going to the glory hole
Gonna spend my weekly pay
Dream about Cheryl Tiegs
While a beast greases up my pole
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
Blow my load at the glory hole
The glory hole
I know a place down the street just behind Micky dees
Where the thing behind the hole really aims to please
Well a buck o' five is all you need to get a job well done
It doesn't matter if it's Tommy Lee or Attila the Hun
Baby, I don't wanna know
Who's sucking my ♥♥♥♥ tonight
I'm going to the glory hole
Gonna ♥♥♥♥ it with all my might

Cryptid 4 May, 2017 @ 7:06pm 
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Video Game Loser 18 May, 2016 @ 3:59pm 
what
Mòòñÿ 27 Dec, 2015 @ 10:07pm 
0/10 loser
[FX] Lord Humungus 17 Dec, 2014 @ 11:58am 
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Mòòñÿ 1 Aug, 2014 @ 2:52pm 
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!