Well, my mommy left home when I was three
Didn't leave very much to my dad and me
Except this old tent and an old ghillie suit
Now I don't blame her 'cause she run and hid
But the meanest thing that my mommy ever did was before she left, she went and named me "Campy Camperton"
I got ridiculed and harassed by everyone I've met.
I was ashamed of my name and became a hard-hearted camper
I swore to find my motm and punish her for giving me "that awful name"