Touche

╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝ Meet the Lennypede
╚═(███)═╝ The Lennypede is an endangered species like its
╚═(███)═╝ father the spycrab...
.╚═(███)═╝ Spread awareness of the Lennypede today!
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..╚═(███)═╝ How can you help?
…╚═(███)═╝ 1. Copy and paste this comment onto somebody
…╚═(███)═╝ elses profile...
…..╚(███)╝ 2. The Lennypede will then reproduce and create a
……╚(██)╝ demonic army to enslave its predators to stop
...........(█) their species from being threatened...

Warning, the Council of High Intelligence and Educational Findings (C.H.I.E.F.), has detected an "uwu". This is a code BRUH #4 level threat. Stay indoors and do not interact with cringe weebs until the threat has been classified as "it". Unless the code BRUH is retracted, "uwu" will be classified under "not it" until further notice.

I want to ♥♥♥♥ California’s earthquake fault line.The dirt, the debris, the thought of the earth quivering under me as I slowly stick my ♥♥♥♥ into its gaping wide entrance. I keep looking at news stories and getting the firmest erections of my life seeing those beautiful cracks. She’s so open and so wanting. Each earthquake is like another whimper just begging for me to take her. The amount of ♥♥♥ I’ve lost just thinking about thrusting my rod into our beloved planet. Talk about getting my rocks off. ♥♥♥♥ I’m hard.

Female human beings who tend to partake in multiple social interactions in a greatly rather sexual manner with multiple human beings of the male gender simultaneously are showing unbelievable amounts of discomfort, irritation and anger. (translation- hoes mad)