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I once had a dream I came 5 types of cheese in rotation. It just came out all hot and stringy the orgasms lasted for so long and were so powerful because it was the same volume but moved slower due to the viscosity of cheese-♥♥♥.

That was the first wet dream I ever had. I was recently moved in with my now-wife. We woke up to a huge mess and I was so embarrassed I blurted out what had caused the dream. Ten years later and we still laugh when somebody makes a fuss over stretchy cheese.

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in west saudi arabia born and raised, the minefield is where i shot most of the gays. chillin out, beheadin, blowin up cars, screaming before we detonate "allahu akbar". until some ally soldiers that were up to no good, started making trouble in my brotherhood. i waged one little jihad and my mom got scared, she said "go find some gays to bomb in belair". i prayed and prayed with her, day after day, but she packed up my bomb vest and sent me away.

We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average ♥♥♥♥ size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s ♥♥♥♥ would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a ♥♥♥♥ is .77 lbs. If he swung his ♥♥♥♥ in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his ♥♥♥♥ breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.

After consuming about 2 grams of caffeine in the morning via 2L of ~1g/L coffee, and after consuming 3 grams of caffeine the morning before, my girlfriend said my semen tasted bitter. She also said that she very much enjoyed swallowing. Is there any way my semen could be caffeinated?

Don't worry about my heart btw I had a heart rate of 80 bpm the whole time.