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Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2010 @ 7:19am

Lord of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2010 @ 3:50pm

Lab Cleaner

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2010 @ 3:27pm

Chicken Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2010 @ 2:00am

The Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2010 @ 5:47am

The Long War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2010 @ 5:47am

Experimenticenticide

Kill 100 Specimens.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2010 @ 4:11pm

Fascist Dietitian

Kill 200 Bloats.

Homer's Heroes

Kill 100 Sirens.

Keep Those Sneakers Off the Floor!

Kill 20 Stalkers with Explosives.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2010 @ 12:57pm

Random Axe of Kindness

Kill 15 Specimens with a Fire Axe in a Single Wave.

Bitter Irony

Kill 2 Scrakes with a Chainsaw in a Single Wave.

Hot Cross Fun

Kill 25 Burning Specimens with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2010 @ 2:17pm

Dignity for the Dead

Kill 10 Specimens Feeding on Dead Teammates Corpses.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2011 @ 8:29am

Social Outburst

Kill 8 Specimens with One Grenade.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2010 @ 3:51am

Careful Spender

Kill 4 Specimens with a Single Shot from a Hunting Shotgun.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2010 @ 9:33am

It's Not Easy Being Greasy

Cause a Specimen to Die by Luring them into Bloat Acid.

Too Close For Comfort

Finish off a Fleshpound using a Melee Attack.

Master Surgeon

As a Medic, Kill 8 Specimens using a Knife in a Single Wave.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2010 @ 8:30am

It's What's Inside That Counts

Turn 500 Specimens into Giblets.

Quarter Pounder With Ease

Turn 5 Fleshpounds into Giblets.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2010 @ 2:53am

Self Medicator

In Co-op Mode, Use Syringe on Yourself 100 Times.

Thin-Ice Pirouette

Complete 10 Waves when the Rest of your Team has Died.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2010 @ 2:20am

Philanthropist

Give 1,000 Pounds to Teammates who have 50% of Your Cash or Less.

I Like To Watch

Aquire 5 Minutes of "Zed-Time".

Mr. Perky

Get All of your Perks up to Level 5.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2011 @ 9:01am

Straight Rush

Kill the Patriarch Before he has a Chance to Heal.

The L.A.W. That Broke The Camel's Back

Deliver the Killing Blow to the Patriarch with a L.A.W. Rocket.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2010 @ 4:38am

Death To The Mad Scientist

Defeat the Patriarch on Suicidal.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2010 @ 12:55pm

Experimentimillicide

Kill 1,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2010 @ 6:39am

Experimentilottacide

Kill 10,000 Specimens.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2010 @ 10:27am

Hard Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2010 @ 6:54am

Duke of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2010 @ 10:38am

Cattle Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2010 @ 1:13pm

Hard Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2010 @ 12:44pm

Lab Assistant

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2010 @ 10:53am

The Hard War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2010 @ 1:13pm

Suicidal Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2010 @ 6:21am

Emperor of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2010 @ 2:05pm

Alligator Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2011 @ 5:31pm

Mad Boss

Win a Long Game on Offices on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2010 @ 9:11am

Lab Professor

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2010 @ 2:58pm

The Completely Suicidal War

Complete a Long Game on all 5 Core Maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2011 @ 5:32pm

Tin Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2010 @ 6:21am

Steel Worker

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2010 @ 6:13am

Man of Steel

Win a Long Game on Foundry, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2011 @ 8:54am

A Bit Barmy

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2011 @ 12:33pm

Gone Mental

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2011 @ 3:36am

Complete Barking

Win a Long Game on Bedlam, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2011 @ 2:58pm

Squirrel King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2010 @ 10:44am

Raccoon King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2011 @ 4:40am

Bear King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre, on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2011 @ 8:04am

Long, Hot Summer

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2011 @ 12:33pm

Summer of 2009

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2011 @ 4:40am

And Back to School

Complete a Long Game on all 3 Summer 2009 maps on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2011 @ 8:04am

Explosive Personality

As Demolitions, kill 1000 Specimens with the Pipebomb.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2011 @ 9:28am

Flaming Hell, That was Close

As Firebug, kill the Husk with the Flamethrower before he hurts anyone.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2010 @ 4:33am

Merry Men

Kill the Patriarch when everyone is ONLY using Crossbows.

Blooper Reel

Turn 500 Zeds into Giblets using the M79.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2011 @ 12:36pm

Dot of Doom

Get 25 headshots in a row with the EBR while using the Laser Sight.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2011 @ 10:54am

SCAR'd

Kill 1000 Specimens with the SCAR.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2010 @ 10:00am

Healing Touch

Heal 200 teammates with the MP7's medication dart.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2010 @ 11:24am

Pound This

Kill 100 Fleshpounds with the AA12.

Killer Junior

Kill 20 crawlers in mid-air with the M79.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2010 @ 1:07pm

Getting Chunky

Obliterate 10 Zeds at once with the Pipe Bomb.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2010 @ 3:40am

Hellish Pub Crawl

Win a Long Game on West London on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2010 @ 4:03pm

Demonic King of the Manor

Win a Long Game on Manor on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2011 @ 7:04am

Demon Farmer

Win a Long Game on Farm on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2011 @ 3:02pm

Boss from Hell

Win a Long Game on Offices on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2011 @ 8:02am

Scientist from Hell

Win a Long Game on Biotics Lab on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2011 @ 1:37pm

Diablo Steel Man

Win a Long Game on Foundry on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2010 @ 9:55am

Commit-ed for life

Win a Long Game on Bedlam on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2011 @ 8:37am

Wolf King of the Dark Forest

Win a Long Game on Wyre on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2010 @ 10:55am

Waste Disposal

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2011 @ 5:25am

Waste Land

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2010 @ 3:40am

Waste of Space

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2010 @ 2:52pm

Wasted

Win a Long Game on Biohazard on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2010 @ 2:51am

Warehouse Janitor

Win a Long Game on Crash on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2010 @ 4:58pm

Warehouse Forklift Operator

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2010 @ 3:17am

Warehouse Foreman

Win a Long Game on Crash on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2010 @ 3:08pm

Warehouse Manager

Win a Long Game on Crash on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2010 @ 4:12pm

Departure Gallery

Win a Long Game on Departed on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2011 @ 10:44am

Departure Lounge

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2011 @ 3:53pm

Departure Gate

Win a Long Game on Departed on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2010 @ 1:22pm

Dear Departed

Win a Long Game on Departed on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2011 @ 11:29am

Running Late

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2011 @ 6:13am

Missed Connection

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2010 @ 4:11am

Train Wreck

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2011 @ 1:29am

Pile Up

Win a Long Game on Filth's Cross on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2011 @ 12:06pm

Gimme a Plaster!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2011 @ 9:06am

That Bloody Well Hurts!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2011 @ 10:36am

I'm Dying Here!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2011 @ 7:38am

Not Dead Yet!

Win a Long Game on Hospital Horrors on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2011 @ 7:03am

Ice Cube

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2011 @ 9:54am

Crushed Ice

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2011 @ 1:40am

Iceberg

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2011 @ 2:12pm

Comet

Win a Long Game on Icebreaker on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2011 @ 5:38am

Daytrip

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2010 @ 1:39am

Gone Camping

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2010 @ 12:12am

Mountaineer

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2010 @ 12:55pm

Park Ranger

Win a Long Game on Mountain Pass on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2010 @ 3:04pm

Neighborhood Watch

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2011 @ 4:33am

Private Security

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2011 @ 1:19pm

Vigilante

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2011 @ 7:25am

SWAT

Win a Long Game on Suburbia on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2011 @ 6:17am

Slight Drip

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2011 @ 7:35am

Burst Pipe

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2011 @ 1:02pm

Pressure Failure

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2010 @ 12:08pm

Floodgate to Hell

Win a Long Game on Waterworks on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2011 @ 4:21pm

Piece of Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2011 @ 10:45am

Pound Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2011 @ 3:53pm

Fruit Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2011 @ 2:12pm

Devil Cake

Complete all new map achievements on Hell On Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2011 @ 8:02am

Let Them Burn

Get 1000 points of burn damage with the MAC-10.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2010 @ 12:52pm

Walking in A Winter Horror Land

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2010 @ 1:14am

Silent Night, Evil Night

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2011 @ 6:50am

I'm Dreaming of a Red Christmas

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2011 @ 4:03am

Grandma got Eaten by a Reindeer

Win a Long Game on Santa's Evil Lair on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2011 @ 6:02am

Merry Friggin Christmas

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Patriarch.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2010 @ 2:34pm

Cracked the Nutcracker!

[2010 Xmas] Land the killing blow on a Christmas Fleshpound with a Knife.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2010 @ 2:06am

Can't Catch Me!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 2 Christmas Gorefasts with a Melee weapon from behind in one wave.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2010 @ 3:56am

Toasted Jack Frost

[2010 Xmas] Kill the Christmas Scrake with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2010 @ 4:33am

That's not Santa!

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Bloats with the Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2010 @ 6:28am

Rudolph, the Bloody Nosed Reindeer

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Crawler with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2010 @ 12:59pm

Not So Silent Night

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Siren with an undetonated LAW rocket.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2010 @ 4:30am

Fending off Mrs. Claws

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Stalkers with a Lever Action Rifle without reloading.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2010 @ 9:05am

Who Brings a Gun to a Snow Ball Fight?

[2010 Xmas] Kill a Christmas Husk with any Pistol.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2010 @ 1:06pm

Deck the Halls with Buckets o' Blood

[2010 Xmas] Kill 3 Christmas Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2010 @ 4:14am

Tis Better to Give than to Receive

[2010 Xmas] Drop 3 Tier 3 weapons for others (with which they kill at least one Christmas Zed).
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2010 @ 9:06am

Eggnog Anyone?

[2010 Xmas] Get covered in Christmas Bloat Bile and live for 10 seconds on Hard, Suicidal, or Hell on Earth.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2010 @ 1:41pm

Bad Santa

Unlock 10 of the 13 Christmas Achievements along with any Christmas Map achievement.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2010 @ 1:14am

Back to Work

[2010 Xmas] Kill 20 Christmas Clots in one wave.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2010 @ 12:40pm

Uber Tuber

Expensive but delicious! Brought to you by Dr. Dougley and Lord Ned.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2011 @ 11:24am

Science Got Done

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2011 @ 9:17am

Still Alive

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2011 @ 10:35am

This is a Triumph

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2011 @ 2:33pm

I'm Making a Note Here, Huge Success

Win a Long Game on Aperture on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2011 @ 10:20am

Golden Potato

Get into GLaDOS' core on Aperture.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2011 @ 12:54pm

Flea Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Normal Difficulty.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2011 @ 4:20am

Dog and Pony Show

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hard Difficulty.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2011 @ 9:54am

3 Ring Circus

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Suicidal Difficulty.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2011 @ 12:12pm

On Top of the Big Top

Win a Long Game on Abusement Park on Hell on Earth Difficulty.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2011 @ 5:42am

Ringmaster

Kill the "Ring Leader" (Circus Patriarch)
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 10:26pm

Sparring with a Master

Kill a Circus Gorefast with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 9:45pm

Assistant Homicide

Kill 2 Circus Stalkers with a Melee weapon to the back in one wave.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2011 @ 4:25am

Seeing Double

Kill 5 Circus Crawlers with a Bullpup in one wave.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 9:57pm

Clearing Clown Alley

Kill 5 Circus Bloats in one game.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 9:56pm

The Big Hunt

Kill a Circus Scrake with a Crossbow.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 10:00pm

Lifting a Dumbell

Kill a Circus Husk with a LAW.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 9:51pm

Small Hands

Kill 3 Circus Clots in a wave with the Lever Action Rifle.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 9:48pm

Elephant Gun

Land the killing blow on a Circus Fleshpound with a Pistol.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 10:09pm

Juggling Act

Drop 5 different Tier 2 weapons in one wave.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2011 @ 3:36am

Windjammer Enthusiast

Survive 10 seconds after being screamed at by a Circus Siren on Hard or above.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 10:35pm

Taking Down the Big Top

Kill 4 Circus Zeds in 1 ZED time chain with a Melee weapon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 9:49pm

Burning up the Midway

Kill 10 Circus Clots with a Fire-based weapon.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2011 @ 9:53pm

Punk'd

Unlock 10 of the 13 Circus Achievements along with any Abusement Park achievement.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2011 @ 4:20am

Sparkling in the Twilight

Kill The Vampire Patriarch Ringmaster in Bedlam
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 12:21pm

Carving The Jack O' Lantern

Decapitate a burning Halloween specimen in Bedlam
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 11:46am

The Scene is Zed

Kill 250 Halloween Specimens in Bedlam
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 12:03pm

Zed October

Win a Long Bedlam Match During the Halloween Event on Hard
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 12:21pm

This is No Ordinary Rabbit!

Kill 25 Halloween Scrakes in Bedlam
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 1:44pm

Trick, not Treat

Kill 5 Halloween Specimens with any gun without reloading
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 11:44am

Rule The Roost

Get all 6 achievements and unlock Commando Chicken
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2011 @ 1:44pm

Burning Irony

Kill 15 Husks with the Husk Cannon
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2011 @ 12:42pm

Highlander

Kill a Scrake, a Fleshpound, and the Patriarch with the Claymore Sword within one map
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2011 @ 11:39am

Bloody Yanks

Kill 1 specimen ONLY while expending a full M4 Assault Rifle magazine
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2011 @ 6:33am

Finish Him

Hit a Scrake with the M203 Rifle grenade to kill him
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2011 @ 12:05pm

I love ze Healing not ze Hurting

Heal others for 3000 points of health with the MP5 SMG
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2011 @ 1:55pm

Italian Meat Pasta

Kill 12 zeds with a full magazine from the Combat Shotgun
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2011 @ 12:02pm

Feeling Lucky?

Kill a specimen with every shot from your Revolver for one magazine
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2011 @ 12:08pm

We Have Ourselves a Cowboy

Hold dual 9mm, dual hand cannons and Dual Revolvers
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2011 @ 12:11pm

Snow Cone

Beat Ice Cave on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2011 @ 12:45pm

Stay Frosty

Beat Ice Cave on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2011 @ 1:11pm

On the Rocks

Beat Ice Cave on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2011 @ 2:16pm

Anti Freeze

Beat Ice Cave on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2012 @ 10:23am

A Bloody Christmas Carol

Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2011 @ 6:21am

Spec Ops

Kill 12 clots with one magazine without reloading (MK23)
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 2:52pm

Combat Medic

Kill a zed that has injured a player (M7A3 rifle)
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 3:34pm

Fugly

Kill one of each type of zed in one round (HSG Shotgun)
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 3:17pm

British Superiority

Kill a zed each with both the Bullpup and FN-Fal
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 4:01pm

The Big One

Kill 2 scrakes with one shot (M99)
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 3:09pm

Highway to Heaven

Beat Hellride on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 1:38pm

Stuck in Limbo

Beat Hellride on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2012 @ 4:35pm

Demonic Road

Beat Hellride on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2012 @ 5:42am

Devil's Co-pilot

Beat Hellride on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2012 @ 7:17am

Historical Remnants

Kill 6 Zeds with one magazine on an MKb42, without reloading
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 11:19am

Nail'd!

Kill 4 Stalkers in a game with the Vlad9000 Nailgun
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 10:46am

Explosion of Love

Heal yourself plus 5 other players with one grenade
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2012 @ 11:52am

Trench Warfare

Set a total of 200 Zeds on fire with the Trench Gun in Hillbilly Horror
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 12:39pm

Third Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 11:39am

Second Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 11:50am

First Cousins (Once Removed)

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 12:59pm

First Cousins

Beat Hillbilly Horror on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2012 @ 3:55am

Grim Reaper

Get the 6 Special Halloween Achievements plus 1 Hillbilly Horror Map Achievement to unlock the Grim Reaper
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2012 @ 1:59pm

Soul Collector

Free the souls of the 25 Gnomes hidden on Hillbilly Horror in 1 game
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 11:31am

Meet Your Maker!

Kill 1000 Hillbilly Zeds
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2012 @ 1:59pm

Creepy Crawlies

Kill 15 Hillbilly Crawlers in 1 game with the Tommy Gun or MKb42
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 11:01am

Rippin' It Up

Kill a Hillbilly Husk and another Hillbilly Zed in the same shot with the Buzzsaw Bow or M99
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 10:32am

I Am Become Death

Kill 5 Hillbilly Zeds in 10 seconds with the Scythe or Axe
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 10:30am

Fiery Personality

Set 3 Hillbilly Gorefasts on fire with the Flare Pistol or Trench Gun
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2012 @ 10:42am

Have my axe

Kill 30 Fleshpounds with the Dwarfs!? axe with back attacks
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2012 @ 3:17am

One Small Step for Man

Kill 500 Zeds with the Schneidzekk Medic Gun while you are falling
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 12:40pm

But It's All Red!

Collect all 16 Z.E.D. Gun pieces
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 10:43am

Game Over, Man!

Have 20 Zeds you slowed with the Z.E.D. gun killed
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2012 @ 11:55am

Here is to us

Beat Moonbase on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2012 @ 12:40am

Attempting Re-entry

Beat Moonbase on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2012 @ 8:31am

Amusing Death

Beat Moonbase on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2012 @ 12:24pm

One Giant Leap (Back) for Mankind

Beat Moonbase on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2012 @ 12:44pm

Gimli That Axe!

Get the Not-a-war-hammer Achievement in Dwarfs!?
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2012 @ 4:29am

Astro Buffer Afficiando

Beat Steamland on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2013 @ 12:33pm

Modified Psychoacceleration Achiever

Beat Steamland on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 22 May, 2014 @ 11:51am

Fractional Neutron Activator

Beat Steamland on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2013 @ 3:47am

Advanced Omega Wave Resonance Explorer

Beat Steamland on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2013 @ 5:41am

Simplified Force Adhesion Afficianado

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 12:36pm

Oscillating Hydrogen Transition Achiever

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 2:47pm

Hide and go Puke

[2013 Summer] Destroy all the Pukey the Clown dolls
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 1:37pm

Arcade Gamer

[2013 Summer] Complete the Pop the Clot, the Strong Man and the Grenade Toss games
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 11:59am

Full Charge

Have 5 Breaker Boxes 100% repaired at the same time
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2013 @ 2:35am

Extended Motion Protector

[2013 Summer] Protect the Ringmaster during the escort mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 2:17pm

Guardian Assault Protector

Protect the ringmaster during the defense mission so that he does not get hit more than 15 times
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 12:20pm

Golden 3 Crown Note

Get all 3 gold bars without the carriers taking damage while they have them
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 2:44pm

Single-shot Equalizer

Kill 4 different types of Zeds with headshots with 4 shots from the Long Musket or the M14 without reloading
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 11:37am

Assault Flayer Ordinance

Push a scrake back with the direct fire from a Hunting Shotgun or alt fire from the Multi-Chamber ZED Thrower
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 11:12am

Single-Load Doom Bombardier

Kill a ZED with a direct (unexploded) shot from the Orca Bomb Propeller or the M-79/M32
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 11:16am

Turbo Executioner

Kill 5 zeds in ZED time without reloading with Dr. T's LDS or Bullpup
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 11:20am

Mrs. Punkd

Get 4 of 6 of the 2013 Summer Event in-game level Achievements, one Standard and one Objective Mode map completion Achievement, plus the Punk'd Achievement to unlock Steampunk Mrs. Foster
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2013 @ 2:17pm

Longshoreman

Beat Fright Yard on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 23 May, 2014 @ 11:30am

Gang Crew

Beat Fright Yard on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 24 May, 2014 @ 7:43am

Stevedore

Beat Fright Yard on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 21 May, 2014 @ 11:26am

Wharfinger

Beat Fright Yard on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2013 @ 6:26am

Fork Lift Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 25 May, 2014 @ 8:40am

Truck Driver

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 19 May, 2014 @ 11:23am

Claw Machine Master

Attach the crane hook within 125 seconds
Unlocked 20 May, 2014 @ 9:58am

Ex-scientist

Collect all the bile without a contamination
Unlocked 20 May, 2014 @ 10:03am

777

Win Fuel on the first try
Unlocked 27 May, 2014 @ 10:52am

Blinding Big Brother

Destroy all 30 Cameras
Unlocked 21 May, 2014 @ 11:24am

Death

Beat Hell on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2013 @ 3:10am

King Minos

Beat Hell on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2013 @ 5:07am

Cerberus

Beat Hell on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2013 @ 7:12am

Brain Fart

Beat Forgotten on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2013 @ 3:21am

Agnosia

Beat Forgotten on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2013 @ 5:28am

Amnesia

Beat Forgotten on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2013 @ 12:12pm

No Time for Love, Dr. Jones

Win a short round on KF-Hell playing as or with Harchier Spebbington
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2013 @ 5:07am

Home Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 11:27am

Micro Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 11:01am

Oktoberfest Master

Collect all the Beer Steins
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 11:17am

Peasant

Beat Stronghold on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2014 @ 11:03am

Squire

Beat Stronghold on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 11:55am

Prince

Beat Stronghold on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2014 @ 6:17am

Rich Evil Uncle

Collect all the Treasure Bags
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2014 @ 10:48am

Cattle Class

Beat Transit on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 2:47am

Economy Comfort

Beat Transit on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2014 @ 7:27am

Business Class

Beat Transit on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2014 @ 12:15pm

Day-trip

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 7:24am

Long weekend

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hard Difficulty
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 6:03am

Serious vacation

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2014 @ 12:34pm

Moved to Paris!

Beat Transit in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2014 @ 9:05am

Nitro Boost!

Transit - Get the Nitro to the Objective in 135 seconds or less
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2014 @ 11:45am

Totally Metal

Transit - Kill 250 Zeds before completing the welding objective
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 5:54am

Multi-pass

Transit - Pick up the door key
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 6:19am

Science Hater

Transit - Destroy all the DNA vials
Unlocked 4 Jul, 2014 @ 1:07pm

Doctor WHO??

Transit - Get all Objective achievements AND beat KFO Transit on Hard or above to unlock Dr Rachel Clamely.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2014 @ 6:03am

Cave of Wonder

Beat ThrillsChills on Normal Difficulty
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2017 @ 12:19pm

Hollow of Horror

Beat ThrillsChills on Hell Difficulty
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2017 @ 3:39pm

All shook up

Destroy all (15) Snow Globes
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2017 @ 12:11pm



Alpha Wave Osteooxidation Activator

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Tachyon Cytoneutralization Explorer

Beat Steamland in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Crane Operator

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Suicidal Difficulty

Shipping Magnate

Beat Fright Yard in Objective Mode on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Fire and Forget

Kill a Halloween Fleshpound and Scrake in the same explosion with the Seal Squeal Harpoon Bomber or the LAW

Under The Weather

Use Bile or the Flamethrower to kill one of each Halloween Zed

Most Bang for the Buck

Kill 10 Halloween zeds in explosions using the Seeker 6 or the M32 within 5 seconds

Lucifer

Beat Hell on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Dementia

Beat Forgotten on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Master Brewer

Beat Siren's Belch on Suicidal Difficulty

Trappist Monk

Beat Siren's Belch on Hell on Earth Difficulty

King

Beat Stronghold on Hell on Earth Difficulty

First Class

Beat Transit on Hell on Earth Difficulty

Gone clubbing

Beat Clandestine on Normal Difficulty

Rack 'em up

Beat Clandestine on Hard Difficulty

Burned out

Beat Clandestine on Suicidal Difficulty

Hangover from Hell

Beat Clandestine on Hell Difficulty

Skull Cracker

Clandestine - Destroy 30 skulls

Cavern of Pain

Beat ThrillsChills on Hard Difficulty

Grotto of Terror

Beat ThrillsChills on Suicidal Difficulty