Never leave anything to chance; make sure all your crimes are premeditated.
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Beware of the man who knows the answer before he understands the question.
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So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what
is the root of money?
-- Ayn Rand
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No directory.
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Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
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He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered.
-- Ring Lardner
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.
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Let the worthy citizens of Chicago get their liquor the best way
they can. I'm sick of the job. It's a thankless one and full of grief.
-- Al Capone
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Mal: "You know, they walk just as easy if you lead them."

Jayne: "I like smackin' them."
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Hehey where is jimbot

Yaru nara ima shika ne~ ZURA!

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Zura ja nai, Katsura da !