Progression de Zoey is confused pour le succès POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 14h22

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 6h08

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 2h36

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 3h16

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 4h02

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 5h45

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 7h29

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 10h47

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 14h22

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 15h26

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Débloqué le 15 févr. 2024 à 12h42

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Débloqué le 15 févr. 2024 à 15h39

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 11h11

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 11h40

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Débloqué le 10 déc. 2024 à 17h00

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Débloqué le 15 févr. 2024 à 12h12

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Débloqué le 13 févr. 2024 à 5h43

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Débloqué le 8 juil. 2023 à 23h00

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Débloqué le 22 nov. 2022 à 8h32

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 15h21

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 15h19

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Débloqué le 16 févr. 2024 à 10h58

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Débloqué le 10 déc. 2024 à 17h16

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 2h36

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 7h52

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 14h48

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Débloqué le 10 déc. 2024 à 17h20

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 15h06

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Débloqué le 10 déc. 2024 à 17h13

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Débloqué le 15 févr. 2024 à 12h33

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Débloqué le 15 févr. 2024 à 10h31

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 4h11

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 3h05

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 11h28

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Débloqué le 10 déc. 2024 à 16h56

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Débloqué le 10 déc. 2024 à 17h13

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Débloqué le 10 déc. 2024 à 17h23

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Débloqué le 16 févr. 2024 à 2h05

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Débloqué le 15 févr. 2024 à 13h15

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Débloqué le 14 nov. 2022 à 7h32

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Débloqué le 13 févr. 2024 à 6h27

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Débloqué le 16 févr. 2024 à 7h56

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

6 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

17 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

5 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

14 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30