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Fredericia, Vejle, Denmark 
🌋 * 🐟 * 🥗 * 👑 * 🚘 * ⛳ * 👃 * 💄 * 👽 * 👾 * 🚕 * 🏀 * 💙 * 📒 * 👹 * 🔋
ㅤ* Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
ㅤ* Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
ㅤ* A man went to the doctor, "Look doc", he said, "I can't stop my hands from shaking."
"Do you drink much?" asked the doctor.
"No", replied the man, "I spill most of it."
💛 * 🍧 * 💃 * 🎍 * 🌽 * 🐛 * 🏓 * 🎫 * 🎈 * 👔 * 🔋 * 👃 * 👹 * 🎍 * 💎 * 😺
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!