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Do you want to plunder this charming little hut and burn it to ashes?
OK Cancel
I mean when you get a quesstion like that it is really just one answer, so I clicked OK.
Got experience, leveld up, got 2500 gold pieces, got a nice picture of a burning peasant hut, and heard a lot of crashing, clashing and screaming.
It sort of remind me of the time when the warlord asked conan what the best things in life were and his reply was:
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
After killing all the sheep in the start.
1. My mother: What was that noise back there?
Me: It was me, I killed all the sheep.
Mother: Why did you do that?
Me: I don't want to be a sheperd anymore, I want to be something else.
Mother: Sometimes I just don't know who you are amymore.
Then she goes back to work.
After killing a chicken.
2. Stable Boy: Do you get some kind of bizare pleasure of killing small animals?
Me: com'on it was just a chicken.
After killing another chicken.
3. Stable Boy: You killed Clucky! Why, why did you do it.
Me: You actually called one of your chickens Clucky?
After killing an ox.
4. Who do you think you are, the butcher from Mora Sul?
After killing both oxen.
5. Oh no, that was Myrdras favourite oxen she is gonna kill me.