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I'm George Harrison. I'm not an insect known as the beetle, I was simply in the band the Beatles.

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ You take the moon and you take the sun. ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You take everything that sounds like fun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ You stir it all together and then you're done. ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞

ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ Rada rada rada rada rada rada. ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ

ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) So come on in, feel free to do some looking.

Stay a while 'cause somethings always cooking.

Come on in, feel free to do some looking.

Stay a while 'cause somethings always cooking.

Yeah!!! ᕦ(✧ᗜ✧)ᕥ ☞♥Ꮂ♥☞ ᕙ(◍.◎)ᕗ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

you go to Hooter's

ask for a waitress.

shes hot.

pay her $300 on tip say to come to the back when work's over.

she comes outside.

you pick her up.

go to a cheap motel.

rip off her yoga pants.

theres a ♥♥♥♥.

whatever.

shes still hot.

you start jacking each other off.

really getting into it.

you start dating.

shes pretty much a girl with a ♥♥♥♥.

you aren't gay for liking it.

you've just fallen into a trap.

and are stuck there for life.

but it's a nice trap.

you get married.

it's not counted as a gay marriage.

even the priest was fooled.

you ♥♥♥♥ her sister, the child might as well be his biological son.

you raise a family.

they grow up.

fall into the same trap as you.

but 1 generation down.

They know your story.

they aren't even surprised.

THE CYCLE CONTINUES, LIKE COCKWORK

WOAH WOAH WOAH, DID YOU JUST CALL ME A PEDOPHILE BECAUSE I BEAT OFF TO DRAWINGS OF TODDLERS?!

Lmao dude, you know they’re not real right? No crime is being committed HAHA XDD What? You wanna protect the “rights” of cartoons LOL grow up! She’s a 502874959 year old DRAGON VAMPIRE GODDESS you BAKA, it’s just a coincidence that she can’t walk, or talk, or consent or that she wears diapers and is still teething after MILLENNIA! I’m sitting here in my basement chuckling because you think that she “has the body of a little kid” when SHORT, FLAT CHESTED WOMEN EXIST! Are u calling insert XXXtra small teen porn actress here a child?! Dude, she’s 18! And I’m SURE you can find PLENTY others who lok evn YOUNGER (hit me up if u do). So yeah, I beat off 2 VAMPIRES, you mad? Mad because ur accusing me of a non-crime? Lololol OK ♥♥♥♥♥♥, havng fun “protecting” IMAGINARY PEOPLE ARE WE?! THEY ARE NOT REAL FOR ♥♥♥♥’S SAKE, and THEY r NOT CHILDREN!!!11