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Finnish wizard explores caves and makes wands that are more dangerous to their users than the things you point them at.
12/10
Would become Finlands most incompetend Wizard again.

My personal Experience when playing this for the first time:
-Waking up in a strange place.
-My Mentor is dead, no idea how this happened but at least my Legs are OK.
-Back at HQ, My Mentor yells at me. Dafuq? I thought he is dead?
-Doing some Missions in horrible Places, almost everyone there wants to kill me
-you gain Brouzoufs
-you gain Brouzoufs
-you gain Brouzoufs
-you gain Brouzoufs
-My Legs are OK
-Getting MP with Full Auto and Fuller Auto
-Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
-more Brouzoufs
-Started to ignore the Plot. Who even needs one when you can have Brouzoufs and Fuller Auto?
-That guy who invented 50 Cal. Pistols is a genius.
-My Legs are OK

I rate 10 out of 10 Brouzoufs

Wake the ♥♥♥♥ up, Samurai...
...we have a Game to buy.

Game´s as breath taking as Keanu Reeves

Basically classic Doom on a modern Engine that makes it look like being straight out the 90´s, a cup of Brutal Doom and a dash of Paint the Town Red on Crack.
Includes a Level Editor so that you can play as much user made Maps as you want. Speaking of that... looking forward to some crackpot continuing the "Nuts" Series....

tl;dr: if you love classic Doom and didnt like what they did with Eternal, then this is the perfect game for you.

I rate 20000 out of 20000 Buckets of Blood (and even that isnt enough, just watch some Videos and you know what i mean)

This game is a perfect representation of my life in a small german village.
Hunt dangerous Animals
Watch People and Animals alike getting struck by Lightnings
Fend of Raiders
Realise after Ten thousand Years or so that you not only can throw stones at people but you can also build Houses with them.
Watch old people dragging huge Megaliths from half across the World to your Village
Pray to Totems and Stone Circles

I rate ten out of ten Flint Spears.

Ate Berries
climbed Trees
used big brain to make pointy stick
still figuring out what to do with it
scared off big scary cat in scary place
went back to other Apes
banged female in the evening

Life gud, me happy Ape :3

Startet as a humble guy with a Horse and a Sword.
Met a scottish looking Guy in the Tavern and hired him along with some peasants.
We strolled around the land and captured looters and Bandits to make some Money.
Married a mongolian Woman a couple Months later.
Helped my brother to save the rest of my family from bandits.
Managed to capture a Town and foundet my own Kingdom later on.
Had a huge battle against the Army of some Viking Warlord, didnt end well, he slaughtered my whole army and captured me.
After i managed to escape, i went home to play some Mount&Blade 2

Haha Anal probe go brrr!

AND CRYPTO ISNT GREEN, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

The Adventures of an angry Ball of Spaghetti Bolognese, that got captured by a bunch of butthurt Vegans.
Teach them a lesson about how important meat in you diet is by... eating them.

Pros and cons:

Pro:
Lots of Spaghetti
Metric Tons of Meat in delicious Sauce
Perfect Depiction of natural Spaghetti behaviour
Accurate Spaghetti physics
Accurate Sauce physics
crying Vegans

cons:
Not suitable for Vegans
No Soy Sauce
No Tofu
No Lettuce
too much animal products


10/10, would teach vegans about proper diet again.

Probably the most badass and manliest Resident Evil DLC in existence.
Joe is an absolute Chad, killing Molded with his bare Hands on a quest to heal Zoes infection.