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my gay friend
i love him <3 <3

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Roses are red
Nuts are brown
Skirts go up
Pants go down
Body to body Skin to skin
When its stiff
Stick it in
The Longer its in
The Stronger it gets
It goes in dry And comes out wet
It comes out dripping And starts to sag
Its not what you think......
Its a Teabag

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play Battalion sometime its a really cool game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Chinese couple in the park fighting..

Boy:朣楢琴执!
Girl:执瑩浻牡楧硰
Boy:执执獧浻
Suddenly they raised their voice..
Girl:牡 楧敬 瑦!!!!
Boy: 瀰絸朣杢!!
Girl:执獧扻捡潲湵潣潬昣 昸昸
And before the boy walked out, he's says..
Boy:慢 正 牧敧楬敮 牡 札 慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散散戻捡杫潲湵 浩条 楬
The girl wipes the boy's tears, and response..
Girl:敮 牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散散汩整牰 杯 摩慭 敧牔湡晳牯楍牣獯景牧摡敩瑮猨慴 瑲 潃潬卲牴 昣昸昸摮

Very touching story

When a women gets a vibrator, its seen as a naughty fun,But when a guy orders a 240 volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ♥♥♥♥♥, elasticised anus with non drip semen collecting tray,together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream 7.1 sound system,he's called a pervert

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)

you're so gay you make circles look straight

I was browsing your profile and couldn't help but notice your smile glistening at me like tinfoil to a smacktard. Immediately my throat became dry and I just sat there silently gasping and wondering how thy could be so blessed as to view such a heavenly beauty.

You see my life hasn't always been sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes I just get caught up so much in the little things that I lose sight of the bigger picture. Next thing you know you're failing mid-semeters and have to make a living jello wrestling Coach Chuggs at frat parties. And so it becomes a vicious cycle, much like dat dere celltech. Until that one days grace, where the gods have mercy on your soul and you get a second chance. No more crackpipes and over 40' swinger parties. Imma new man and I be whoever I gunna be.

Well that day is today and I am ever thankful that I got to lay eyes upon a beauty as fine as you. I would love to meet up some time? My place for scramby eggs and coffee? Whaddya say?

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99.9% Error: Can't delete the following user: 'hUm3x' because your friendship is glued.

You are amazing and is impossible to remove our friendship.

Post this to the wall's of 5 who you never want to lose and if you get 3 back, you're an amazing

Nice one hahah :D :D

Listen kid you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry; the world shakes. Don't do it again. ... You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get ready.

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Are u mad broo?

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