Recent reviews by Daddy Long Peen

It's is a blessing. There's so much ♥♥♥♥ in the world but somehow Crab Game exists. Thanks Dan.

Unfinished pile of garbage, they are taking us for morons. This game is an insult to the franchise.

Do not buy if you shave with an electric razor or are scared of fighting over your lady.

Magnificient scenery, extremely aesthetic universe, intriguing story, lovable and well rounded characters, very nicely optimized and polished. Do yourself a favour and enjoy this piece of art on normal difficulty or lower just to make sure you enjoy all the right things.

Lame, glitchy, unfinished, too expensive, steam won't refund me.

Beautiful throwback to the days of my childhood when I received this game in a box of cereals, had a lot of fun playing it back then, still am.

The realism, learning potential, and technicality of this game are things that I have never seen before in such a polished way in a battle royale game. The game is really fun and addictive, but can often be very slow paced, especially if you put the emphasis on winning instead of only fragging out. Squads are a blast, as long as you use the multiple discord channels to meet partners of your own skill rank.

The most straight forward and skill based fps game there is, if you have a 1200$+ setup.