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73 of 127 (57%) Achievements Earned::

Personal Achievements
 

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 7:02pm

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2018 @ 2:04am

LOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2017 @ 12:45am

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2017 @ 5:24pm

Goat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30pm

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 4:36pm

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 7:14pm

Angel Goat

Do no evil.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 3:39pm

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2017 @ 11:40pm

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2018 @ 1:02am

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 7:04pm

Rymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 6:44pm

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 6:53pm

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2017 @ 6:00pm

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2017 @ 12:04pm

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 7:04pm

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 6:03pm

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 5:24pm

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2017 @ 12:33am

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2021 @ 11:40pm

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 10:48pm

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2018 @ 2:01am

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 9:14pm

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 3:42pm

Don't Panic

srsly
Unlocked 21 May, 2017 @ 1:00am

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2017 @ 10:51pm

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Unlocked 29 May, 2018 @ 12:02am

A Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 5:29pm

Ling Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 3:43pm

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2017 @ 11:06pm

Is that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2018 @ 1:55am

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2018 @ 1:54am

A story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2017 @ 5:34pm

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2019 @ 11:34pm

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 10:26pm

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 10:57pm

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2017 @ 12:13am

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2019 @ 11:36pm

Jörgen

Jörgen.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2019 @ 11:50pm

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2019 @ 11:56pm

Boat ride

Enjoy your trip
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2017 @ 4:49pm

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2019 @ 11:58pm

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2018 @ 2:22am

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2018 @ 12:22am

Steal the show

Do a card trick at the magician
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 10:42pm

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2016 @ 3:20pm

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2019 @ 11:34pm

The goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2016 @ 6:48pm

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 10:48pm

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2017 @ 11:17pm

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2017 @ 6:00pm

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2017 @ 10:41pm

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2017 @ 10:47pm

I am Bread

Are you bread?
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 4:45pm

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2018 @ 12:39am

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2017 @ 8:15pm

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2017 @ 11:39pm

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2018 @ 11:49pm

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2018 @ 11:54pm

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2018 @ 11:50pm

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2018 @ 11:56pm

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 7:45pm

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2018 @ 11:22pm

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2018 @ 12:11am

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Unlocked 28 May, 2018 @ 12:58am

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2018 @ 11:34pm

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2017 @ 11:54pm

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 8:38pm

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2017 @ 11:02pm

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 10:48pm

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Unlocked 13 Jul, 2017 @ 7:37pm

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2018 @ 12:39am

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2016 @ 9:27pm



Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

I freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

BFF

Lick a friend

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

I Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

Big in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

NERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.