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2012-2013
pimp that hit on an entire space station
sorry i dont know how to speak korean so i cant reply back to you in your tongue
>she says yes
>ask her what time her dad can drive us to the movies
>she just gives me a blank stare
>ok well you guys should pick me up around 7
>give her a fist bump and run home in excitement
>her and her dad pick me up around 7
>no one says a word on the way there
>he drops us off
>as I'm getting out of the car I stop and ask him for the money for the movie
>he just stares at me
>politely inform him movies don't grow on trees
>he gives me $30
>I clear my throat and keep my hand out
>he gives me another $10
>I roll my eyes and say "thanks, guy" really sarcastically
>girl I asked out is looking super embarrassed
>get to the ticket window
>ask her "did your dad give you any money for the movie?"
>she looks like she's about to cry
>"well you should call him because he only gave me enough for myself and some food"
>we didn't go on a second date
grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
AW YEAH!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
grapes melons oranges and coconuts shells,
AW YEAH!
*Death by Jihad Bomb Kremling*
Can make a Kremling, cry out for mummy.
He may move slow, he can jump high...
But this kongs...
ONE HELL OF A GUY!
HUH!
So Kremlings be ware,
'CAUSE HE'S AFTER YOU!
HUH
DK! Donkey is here!
She can shrink in size to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air, and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong HUH!
Bigger
Faster
And stronger too
He's the first member of the DK Crew
HUH.
If you want to clap.
As we take you through
This monkey rap
HUH.