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I want an anime girlfriend who will love me for who I am. Real women just don't understand what they're missing out on. Anime women are loyal, they care for you AND they're beautiful. If I had an anime girlfriend, I would respect her so hard. Real men like myself don't want a girlfriend just for sex, we want someone to RESPECT, and with an anime girlfriend that would go both ways. If you have a 3D woman as a girlfriend, you obviously don't respect REAL women. Get a life and a REAL girlfriend, idiots.

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WE TRUE TABLECATS
WE SIT TOGETHER
WE SIT TOGETHER ON A TABLE
send this TABLECAT to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get 5, then you're A TRUE TABLECAT!

I think the little Russian is mad

Listen, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. What the ♥♥♥♥'s your problem? You wanna sit here and say that I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Russian? You get in my face with that, I'll beat your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You piece of ♥♥♥♥. You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Listen, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ - you have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crossed the line. Get that through your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head. Stop pushing your ♥♥♥♥. You're the people that have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this country over, and gangraped the ♥♥♥♥ out of it, and lost an election. So stop shooting your mouth off, blaming on the enemy. You got that, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Fill your hand, I'm sorry, but I'm done. You start calling me a foreign agent - those are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fighting words. Excuse me.