I analyze and strategize.

Je ne parle pas Français trés bien, je regret. Bien joué, merci pour le match, et adieu.

Don't take every advantage you can and then pretend you didn't.

"Called it." - The Strategist

If you whine, they win. In other words, they will take your poor attitude as validation of theirs.

Not an artist? Not with that attitude.

The deaf can't hear you, but the deluded will shout you down to shut you up.

"I predicted that." - The Strategist

Don't forget what you're going to write on your profile before you go to write it. You'll forget it, and look like a fool.

I'm from where I've been. It's all very deep and meaningful, but if you really want to know where I'm from, Europe is as good an answer as any.

"I knew it!" - The Strategist

If you're going to let others speak for you shut up . It is rude to interrupt.

Fight smarter, not harder. Unless you're already fighting smarter. Which is to say, planning ahead is good, but at some point you have to actually execute that plan, and if you can't execute it, it's not a good plan.

"I knew that would happen, but I've lost anyway!? Impossible!" - The Strategist

I hate walls SO. MUCH.

"I thought as much." - The Strategist

"Get shot/hit and die!" - The Strategist when he misses all of his shots

"It takes more than similar actions for similar purposes at similar times by similar individuals for an effort to be called a team effort." - The Strategist

"Y'know what I dislike?" - The Strategist, before he tells somebody about your terrible taste in cosmetic items.

"Pride, arrogance, contempt, and selfishness crush the team spirit and teamwork." - The Strategist, with his insufferable holier-than-thou attitude.

"The turtle wins the race, but the hare sets the pace." - The Strategist

"I. AM. A GOD!" - The Strategist upon realizing that he is not completely incompetent.

Bonus points: +1
It's been so long since I awarded it to myself, I've forgotten what the bonus point was actually for, but it must have been pretty good since I haven't awarded myself another one since.