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ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
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Do you suffer painful elimination?
-- Don Knuth, "Structured Programming with Gotos"

Do you suffer painful recrimination?
-- Nancy Boxer, "Structured Programming with Come-froms"

Do you suffer painful illumination?
-- Isaac Newton, "Optics"

Do you suffer painful hallucination?
-- Don Juan, cited by Carlos Casteneda
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
There is no teory of evolution.Just a bunch of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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