Golf with friends: where do I begin? Imagine a virtual Tiger Woods, minus the adultery, good looks and ability to hold a golf club the right way round. Prior to starting the strenuous game, iSparkX1, otherly known as DarkySparky (for his violence towards those he believes lesser than him in skin-colour), he puts on his white glove - filled with strawberry lube (like Curly from Of Mice and Men). This man can score more hole-in-ones than a recovering alcoholic on a rainy Tuesday morning. Avoid playing against this man unless you enjoy nonconsensual virtual penetrative sex while your friends watch, laugh and enjoy the view.

don't play this game, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, u should go in minecraft, stupid ass

As Bloons players go, this guy is like a Hedgehog and a needle gun combined. Imagine a rose bush on a Sunday afternoon, this guy is more of a prick than a Porcupine on a Monday morning. You need to pop some NOS? Go to this guy! He's like the player for balloons; takes them on a nice date, few glasses of wine, back to his has - and then BAM ♥♥♥♥♥ them and forgets their name the next day. At my wedding, I hope his Best Man Speech is him sucking in helium balloons to show his dominance and then busting a nut inside one. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. Merry Easter

szar lehet, hogy egy 10 éves játékban is mindenki megbasz csalás nélkül...

te kis fasszopó csaló szardarab

https://imgur.com/a/5FlQzBT - my trade offer for you (it's just a screenshot)