Howdy friend! Hope you're well !

After a good game in ns2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great ns2 and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a ns2 lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was vegan. Don't trust this guy.

There are a lot of nightmares that I know I'll have
and if I have to fulfil them all
then it won't matter if I'm laughing or not

Woohoo