This wall is pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ empty so I'm just gonna start posting my favorite Fred quotes as they come along...with some guest stars
All these are sayings from my dear friend Fred, who is way ahead of our time, along with some others
Most of these were said in the heat of combat, with charlies on all sides.
"I'm just trying to stick this duck in a jar but its just freaking the ♥♥♥♥ out, hes just not having it."
"Me and Fred are going to write a fanfic of jesse pinkman and gordon freeman and animate it in minecraft and steal audio clips from breaking bad.
"I've been to canada and they're all just a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥ who don't know what chocolate milk is!"

"There was a giant sword...and i wanted to swing it!"
"I don't ♥♥♥♥ with mana...."
"Me without my flame thrower is like Jesus without his cross!"
"I'm sorry, Vodka..."
"I'm not bad, I'm just equal opportunity!"
"Just call in to work, tell 'em you've been up for a few days..."
"I'm not really asking you a question, so much as looking for a direct answer."
"Man, ♥♥♥♥ bears."
"A bear won't do anything to a machete if it's in it's head."
"Welcome to earth, mamajamma!"
"I wasn't even being racist or American"
"Don't spray the chicken with the ♥♥♥♥ butter."
"♥♥♥♥ the fundamentals"
"I'm a Buddhist Muslim"
"I'm downloading the cocaine forest."
"It ain't rocket surgery!"
"No matter what type of cheese it is always taste the same..."
"There's no black mages allowed in this college!"
"I'll be there for you, under my Angus™ wings."
"How can you call the cops if you're already ON THE PHONE!?
"I can do basic math, basic grammars."
"When I become president, as first order of business everyone will have a duck. Your ducks will be part of a parenting program, if your pet duck dies you will be put on a list."
"There's a creeper in my hole..."
"Chicken is like the turkey of the sea..."
"I hate don't hate black people, I hate black MEN."
"This place is like the grove street of Iowa, except replace the black people with more black people."
"Foxes are really good at catching berries..."
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trans-ginger people!"
"Where is dnd drugs"
"So the french have liquid beef..."
"Can I... can I smoke butter?"

Others:
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OH ♥♥♥♥ that one was a little too dark i think
"I want daddie's cummies" -Yung Reen
"Wake up and smell the gay!"
"Hillary's my mom and Trump is my dad." -Hitl3r
"Your candy eatin' bastard's voodoo-ing ♥♥♥♥♥♥' rootbeer!" -CptGanja
"Everything is funny, and I'm not even on drugs.... oh ♥♥♥♥.. nevermind."
"We got some primo duck ♥♥♥♥ over here!"
"We're dealing with snow mexicans!"
"Experts agree, guns are gay!"
"You need to go to rehab but first lets go play dark souls"
"Its kinda like if Hardstyle and House had a baby, and that baby wont stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eating molly"