Is this the No Hope Gaming founder?!?!

Back in my day, which was around the Crusades, I would walk 30 miles to school naked BOTH WAYS when it was -50 out. I walked uphill, downhill, sideways, backward, and through the space-time continuum to get an education. Today's generation is so pussified I once took a 500,000-volt shock to the nipples while eating Lean Cuisine out of a tin can with my bare hands strapped to a great white shark. I once tried to look for the "any" key on a computer when those came out and I still can't find it. I have my grandchildren write all my emails and print them out for me FOR FREE because technology is a foreign concept to me. What is this Grindr app? Is it for grinding meat? My wife Karen makes a mean pot roast but nowadays my grandchildren eat this newfangled avocado toast thing and claim they like eating this thing called ass.