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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 7:35pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 5:59pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 8:48pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 5:56pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 5:38pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 11:57pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 5:14pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 10:17pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 12:31am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 12:33pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 3:03pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 5:50pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 7:44pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 11:27pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 12:43am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 6:21pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 7:24pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 3:31pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 8:54pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 1:39pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 12:08am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2014 @ 12:28am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 12:44am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 4:21pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 12:55am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 11:15pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2014 @ 12:35am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 8:56pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 12:42am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 11:21pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 11:42am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 5:52pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2014 @ 12:36am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 9:07pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 11:42am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 9:05pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 3:29pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 4:42pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 11:07pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 9:36pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 3:08pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 5:18pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 11:26pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2014 @ 5:04pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 10:00pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 9:13pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 10:48pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 11:38pm

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 9:36pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 12:40pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 10:18am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 5:07pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 10:54pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 11:35pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 11:43pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 1:21pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 1:03pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2014 @ 6:11pm

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2014 @ 12:11am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 11:40pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2014 @ 7:46pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2015 @ 5:11pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2015 @ 7:07pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2015 @ 8:18am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2015 @ 2:58pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2015 @ 7:39pm

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2015 @ 8:32am



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
19 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
29 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
1 / 30
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