Gentlemans, welcome to a new era of games.
Everyday I had to wake up with a ridiculously hard boner fantasizing about the best game that could ever exist.
The dreams were so good I had to run and c*m into the sink repeatedly, exploding all over it since it was impossible to reach the toilet in time.
Now I don't have this problem since I can play this magnificient game, the dreams don't reach that level of perfection.
The dev is a fu***ng god, the most generous superior being I ever encountered for paying 100$ to Steam to unleash such an impressive feat for free.
He could have kept it to himself but no, in his glorious glory he just gave it away.
Unfortunetly I don't feel like giving this a good review since my dreams are useless now and I'm falling into the deep pit of depression since I won't ever experience a game greater than this, it's impossible, it won't happen, this is better than cyberpunk 2077 baby.
I want to thank Steam quality control and the greatest game maker Gameguru for this amazing piece of art also, so many masterpieces such as this come from there.