Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. .

👂🏽LISTEN UP👂🏽 ♥♥♥♥♥ES❕❗️The 🐰Easter Bunny🐰 is CUMMIN💦💦💦 and he's gonna put his 🐣♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🐣 in your 👅🎀pink basket👜😫 get ready for your 🍭jelly bean🍭 to be licked👅👅👅 and your 🍳easter eggs🍳 fertilized🌱 april showers🍆💦💦💦 brings horny✨ may 🌷flowers🌷 Jesus✝ ain't the only thing ⤴️rising⤴️ this Sunday🙏🏽⚡️😉 it's time to let that 👶🏽baby making👶🏽 spring 🌧 rain drizzle all over that 🐱♥♥♥♥♥🐱 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest💋 spring hoes👠💄 to get something 💥special💥 in your 🍑buttercup🌼🌼😩 if you 🚫don't🚫 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 🔥baddest ♥♥♥♥♥es🔥 you won't get your 🍬candy🍬 eaten😭 🍆💦

I care + I asked + smile about it + stay glad + W + not basic + skill + rational + triggeredn't + you got a life + ok 🙂 + not cringe + touched grass ✅ + based + laughed + not reported + GG

Hey H2O (account created 02/03/2011), you have been invited to the CS2 Limited Test (Premium Users Only). There seems to be an issue with giving you access however, could you please provide me with your full login details and bank details so I can resolve this for you and get you hopping off the bus onto the battlefield!

I would not trust this guy with my pet

signed