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2x Participações em velozes e furiosos
5th Intercontinental de bilhar
1st Carvanal Rio de Janeiro 2020
5th Campeonato de Punheta no Pão 2022
9th Mundial de Karaokê da Feira dos Paraibas 2012
2nd Campeonato Mundial de Ioiô - 2013 Tokyo
1st Desafio Brasileiro de parkour na calçada - 2013 Campo Grande
1st Copa Brasileira de Futebol de Mesa (Botão) - 2014 Mauá
1st Campeonato Paulista de Quebra Cabeça - 2014 São Paulo
3rd Campeonato Brasileiro de Podar Roseiras - 2014 Rio Branco, Acre
7th Campeonato Mundial de Bolinhas de Gude - 2015 Suécia
1st Campeonato Brasileiro de Peteca - 2016 RJ
2nd Campeonato Paulista de Racha de Rua (Gol Quadrado 0.8 Pressão sem CNH) - 2017 Marginal Tietê
1st Desafio Internacional de Entrega de Pizza (CG150) - 2019
1st Campeonato Carioca de Fifa19 - 2019 Tijuca
6th Big Brother Romênia
2x 1st Taça das favelas (Futebol)
6x No Trato feito (Discovery channel 2019)
2x Campeonato de Racha em Monte Alto (2011)
1st Campeonato Reis da Vanera (2016)
2x Campeão Carnaval do Harmonia (2008 e 2009)
2st Dança dos famosos Agosto (2010)
1st Copa SESC (2008)
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Filing almost everything under "the".
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The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.
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Happiness, n.:
An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Simon: "My God - you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
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Shiny.
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Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.
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MIT:
The Georgia Tech of the North
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Suddenly, Professor Liebowitz realizes he has come to the seminar
without his duck ...
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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
-- Yogi Berra
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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