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🔋 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 👹
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If you want to stay dad you've got to polish your image. I think the image
we need to create for you is "repentant but learning". -- Calvin
It must be awful to be a girl. I'm sure it's frustrating knowing that men
are bigger, stronger and better at abstract thought than women. Really, if you
are a girl, what would make you go on living? --Calvin, Dictator-For-Life, of
GROSS (Get Rid Of Slimy girlS)
I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel
trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the
magnitude of it. -- Calvin
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