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19 of 50 (38%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2018 @ 11:53am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2018 @ 12:32pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2018 @ 8:21pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2018 @ 7:44pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2018 @ 8:10pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2018 @ 10:03am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2018 @ 10:48am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2018 @ 8:09pm

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2018 @ 3:20am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2018 @ 12:26pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2018 @ 3:24am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2018 @ 8:18am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2018 @ 3:20am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2018 @ 9:50am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2018 @ 9:47pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2018 @ 7:37pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2018 @ 12:30pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2018 @ 6:56pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2018 @ 2:52am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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