The 30-Year-Old Virgin Wizard is an Internet legend stating that a person can be endowed with magical powers and become a “wizard” if they reach the age of 30 without engaging in sexual intercourse.

I always knew. It is not a legend. It´s real.

My VIRGIN POWERS grow everyday, as I am getting closer to the climax. The 30th year of this aspiring wizard. Soon, I will rule over the universe.

The EVIL VAGINA has no power over me and I struck down normalfaggots with ease.

Soon, I will become an IMMORTAL VIRGIN WIZARD and I will cleanse this filthy ♥♥♥♥♥-driven world, which bathes in bloated egos of millions of blind twisted souls, who are consumed with their false self-importance.
They will cry. I will laugh.
KA-POW!