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Doesn't let you ride around on the roomba 0/10

The only real merit this game has lies solely in it's soundtrack, it's art style, and it's story, provided you're good at figuring out subtext.

As a game however, the most vital aspects are completly broken.

-The hit detection is so bad that I can run through the same enemy several times while holding the attack button and not hit him once while he can land hits with 100% accuracy and perfect timing.

-The effects of weapons are inconsistent and not reliable in a game where the smallest hiccup can get you killed and put you back at the beginning of the level. (I hit two enemies with a metal pipe and only one died. The other got up and shot me in the back because I couldn't see that he was only knocked out due to blood being everywhere.)

-The game requires stealth, but enemies can decect you from behind the moment you try to sneak up on them, provided you don't get shot by another enemy who was hiding offscreen.

All of these problems are made even worse by the fact that you die in one hit.

This could have been a great game had they just worked out those few, but important kinks that make it much harder to enjoy.