I know most of you probably arent going to read this, but next week I turn 19, and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On december 14th, I'm moving to Antartica (home of the greatest walruses). I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go, as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me the chance and the support, i'll be the best walrus ever!