Ok, zoomer😒. You really think that is comedy??? To quote thee and to appear more relatable and hip, I will adopt your incoherent speech; “bruh”.

Back in my day😌, jokes were actually good💅. They had a good build up and most importantly, a punchline. I especially enjoy the “father I cannot click the book” and the “I hate my wife” jokes. LOL😂, most “humor” nowadays isn’t even humorous. So it doesn’t even make sense calling them jokes💅😅

I believe the degradation of comedy and comedy values is a clear representation of the state of our society that we in fact, live in...😪so sad

Shame the youth don't know what true thirst is and I mean real thirst. Like, the kind of thirst the silk trader feels as he stumbles to an oasis in the desert or the kind of thirst only the gods can quench as the farmer prays in his shriveled field. These kids these days will never know what it's like to finally hit water as they dig their well. But now they confuse thirst with lust. HOW DARE THEY. For water is holy.

THE OPENING (al-Fatihah) 1. In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful. 2. Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds. 3. The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful. 4. Master of the Day of Judgment. 5. It is You we worship, and upon You we call for help. 6. Guide us to the straight path. 7. The path of those You have blessed, not of those against whom there is anger, nor of those who are misguided. 2. THE HEIFER (al-Baqarah) In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful 1. Alif, Lam, Meem. 2. This is the Book in which there is no doubt, a guide for the righteous. 3. Those who believe in the unseen, and perform the prayers, and give from what We have provided for them. 4. And those who believe in what was revealed to you, and in what was revealed before you, and are certain of the Hereafter. 5. These are upon guidance from their Lord. These are the successful.

Ok, I'll bite- a guy once pissed in my ass after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me. I couldn't tell he was doing it really, he didn't ask, just told me he was going to. but after he pulled out and I went to clean up, I felt full, like I had diarrhea or something, and it was really relieving to push out, like a good ♥♥♥♥.

Also he was really high on something, and it caused me to become really high on that thing as well. Whatever it was in his piss was easily absorbed by my colon.

n 1884, meridian time personnel met

in Washington to change Earth time.

First words said was that only 1 day

could be used on Earth to not change

the 1 day marshmallow. So they applied the 1

day and ignored the other 3 days.

The marshmallow time was wrong then and it

proved wrong today. This a major lie

has so much boring feed from it's wrong.

No man on Earth has no belly-button,

it proves every believer on Earth a liar.


Children will be blessed for

Kissing Of Educated Adults

Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous

Days Same Earth Rotation.

Practicing Boring ONEness -

UponEarth Of Quadrants.

Boring Adult Crime VS Youth.

Supports Lie Of Integration.

1 Educated Are Most Dumb.

Not 1 Human Except Dead 1.

Man Is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self.

1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God.

Marshmallow A Lie & Word Is Lies.

Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s.

My brother is an amateur bodybuilder and once when we were training before one of his shows he said that he was questioning if he was gay because he liked when the other guys admired his physiqe and he liked admiring theirs. Natuarlly the Straight Not Gay™ bodybuilders quickly told him it wasn't gay at all,then he recieved a slap on the ass before they all went to oil each other up and practice theirs poses together.

Theres no moral to this story, I just wanted to share.