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Some chinese dude speedhacked + used a crossbow as a machine gun in the first 5 minutes of Game time :(

As always an honest review: 5/10 (alpha) with a potential 9/10

You spawn at a random location with trees and a sea behind you. You quickly appreciate the graphics and "how real everything looks". Even with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ laptop like mine on the LOWEST SETTINGS possible, you realise this is the most real game you will ever be playing. But wait...
You see this "thing" running at you like a golum from LOTR. Like in a typical horror movie you will actually not run away. You are interested to find out its a freaking Zombie running to you. In the moment of panic you click and aim at him (as if you were playing a normal FPS) only to find out nothing is happening. More Panic ensues and you run away
... wow that was close.
Whilst you keep running along the coastline for 5 minutes and still havent seen anything else than trees and water you suddenly find a road and you will follow it for the next 15 minutes (im not exagerrating). Some wise soul earlier told you that keeping the coast on the right and following a road is the best compass you will ever have. No there is no map because ♥♥♥♥ YOU.
However, you are also playing with a friend who is somewhere out there. Over STEAM VOIP (if it works) he tells you to look up the map on google. GREAT, where the ♥♥♥♥ are you? You dont know. SUDDENLY, you approach a city/village of some sorts. In the distance you see Zombies you would rather avoid so you go into the next house to find some clothes and a hat.
LOL
Your character keeps complaining like your ex-gf about how thirsty and hungry she is. Of course, you find no food. You run outside the house and find a sign giving away the name of the village. ♥♥♥♥, you dont know russian so thats another ♥♥♥♥ youu for you. You go on the map on google and after 10minutes you find where you are. Your friend also knows where he is and you decide on a meeting point.
So you ran on the same road for another 20 minutes and your friend does the same. Finally, you meet. You find out you can talk on the game but the further u are away from each other the quieter it gets (so cool). You go into a school to find food and water but NOPE there is nothing except rotten potatoe. You pick it up and eat it anyway.
From your FPS exp, you just jump of the upper ground. And also in real-life that would be fine. But your character breaks his leg and lies there. Your friend is pissing himself laughing. You cant get up, You can only crawl. ♥♥♥♥, your friend explores the area whilst you lie there for s stick to fix you with.
A HUGE LAG appears.
SUDDENLY, from out of nowhere these two guys appear. The are crouching infront of you and talking some creepy ♥♥♥♥. They are force feeding you some sort of washing liquid and saying some creepy stuff whilst giggling weirdly. You beg them to stop (you spend almost an hour finding your friend) but they wont stop. They seem to enjoy torturing you. QUICKLY you inform your friend over steam who (like a hero) knocks the first guy out. Unconscious. He now fights the other guy whilst you crawl to the guy he just knocked out. You steal a can of coke and drink it straight away because ♥♥♥♥ THEM. Suddenly, a zombie appears too and starts to beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of you. You die. Your friend gets knocked out. They do some weird ♥♥♥♥ to him.
You again spawn at some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up location. Thats the game. You lost all your things you collected and your position you have been in. This game is addicted though and you play another 5 hours. At the end of the day you reflect on your life and realise what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you are.

Most "REAL" zombie game you will come across. 9/10

Bad Stuff:
= Not enough playing this game
= Maps too big (not enough players on maps)
= 10 minutes of LFD2 will kill more zombies than 10 years contagion
= Characters a bit too monotonic
= No servers with more zombies or less
= feels lonely :( (awwwww)