In 1632 Jappa Jörgansan was appointed Rigsmarsk, which was the head of the armed forces in Denmark from the beginning of the 13th century until the introduction of the absolute monarchy in the 1660s. He had reached this grand position in the realm by his profound use of testosterone supplements such as dianabol, equipoise and halotestin, which he measured using a syringe and stuck it up his bum. Jappa led the Danish forces under the Torstenssons war where he won many battles because of his outrageously high testosterone levels. Deployed in the frontlines of his men in a battle outnumbered 5:1, his new cycle consisting of trenbolone led him to a psychotic cavalry charge which would lead to his demise. Rigsmarsk Jappa died in the cavalry charge where he charged 1500 cavalrymen into square formations of 10.000 swedish soldiers. IN HONOUR OF THE GREAT JAPPA