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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 12:35am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 12:47am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 1:13am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 2:41am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 3:16am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 19 May, 2015 @ 11:46am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 1:32am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 2:54am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 4:22am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 6:28am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 9:38am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 8:19pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 3:12am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:15am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 7:33am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 5:47am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 7:55pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 2:04am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 10:11am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 2:47am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 8:51pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:16am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 7:25pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 4:59am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2013 @ 1:27am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2013 @ 4:18am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 6:05am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 9:21pm

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2013 @ 6:03am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 7:40pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:35am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 1:53am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 9:12pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 2:57am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 8:30pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 6:29am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2018 @ 7:57pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2013 @ 10:49pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 6:27am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2015 @ 5:46pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 6:29am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 2:26am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 5:24am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 1:24am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:59am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 10:02pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 1:58am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 5:25am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 6:11am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 15 Feb, 2014 @ 8:18pm

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 6:23am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 8:08am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2013 @ 9:55pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2013 @ 3:44am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 1:10am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2014 @ 3:48pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2013 @ 4:04am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2013 @ 7:44am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2013 @ 5:02am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2013 @ 2:05am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2013 @ 6:48am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2015 @ 12:01am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 6:17am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 11:54am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 7:17pm

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked 20 May, 2015 @ 8:07pm

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2015 @ 11:21pm

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 5:12am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 7:12am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 10:02am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 11:49am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 9:24am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2015 @ 3:30pm

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2015 @ 7:57am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2015 @ 7:29pm

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2016 @ 9:15am



Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
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