I hope you don't mind me talking about how much ♥♥♥♥♥ I eat. I eat more ♥♥♥♥♥ than a coyote let loose in the suburbs. People around the way call me Alf because I'm always trying to eat that puss. I once powered a small town in Guadalupe for three weeks just by eating ♥♥♥♥♥ with an electrical lead attached to my jaw. They call me El Pusstolero whenever I go back there to, yeah, you guessed it, eat ♥♥♥♥♥. I eat ♥♥♥♥♥ like a ♥♥♥♥♥ vampire awakening after an 800-year slumber only to find a fully-staffed nunnery has been built around me. ♥♥♥♥♥ is now on the endangered species list; Leonardo DiCaprio's about to do a documentary on ♥♥♥♥♥ disappearing at an alarming rate because I'm eating it all. I visited Japan once in the 80s and they invented Pac-Man after they saw me eating ♥♥♥♥♥ up and down the street. I eat more ♥♥♥♥♥ than the incinerator at a PETA kill shelter. One time I ate so much ♥♥♥♥♥ I forgot to breathe, died, went to heaven and got kicked out for eating all the angel ♥♥♥♥♥. I woke up in the morgue and went to prison for what I did up in that ♥♥♥♥♥. I'm sayin don't put me in a morgue, you know what I'm about. Anyway there was no ♥♥♥♥♥ in jail so I just closed my eyes and pretended.