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jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair, lights cigar, takes long puff Now that's a dame!

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) it's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! i don't know its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwhiches. we should really play l4d2 sometimes its a really cool zombie game with a lot fo scary moments, but dont worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? really sorry im really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

˙ʇᴉ pᴉp ᴉ ʇnq 'lɐɯᴉuɐ uɐ oʇ ɥʇɹᴉq ǝʌᴉƃ oʇ uɐɯnɥ ɐ ɹoɟ ǝlqᴉssod sɐʍ ʇᴉ ʞuᴉɥʇ ʇupᴉp ᴉ ǝsnɐɔǝq ǝuᴉdnɔɹod ɥʇϛ/Ɩ ǝʞᴉl ǝq ʇsnɯ I ˙ʎlʇuǝnbǝɹɟ ɯᴉɥ ɟo ʇɥƃnoɥʇ ǝʌᴉ ʇnq 'sᴉuǝd ʇuɐᴉƃ sᴉɥ ɹo 'uᴉɐƃɐ ǝuᴉdnɔɹod ǝɥʇ ʍɐs ɹǝʌǝu I ˙ʇuɐuƃǝɹd sɐʍ ᴉ sʎɐp Ɛ uᴉ puɐ 'ɹǝʇɟɐ ʎlʇɹoɥs ǝɯoɥ ʇuǝʍ I ˙ƃuolɥɔs snoɯɹouǝ sᴉɥ ɟo sǝɥɔuᴉ 0Ɩ llɐ ǝpoɹ puɐ uʍop ǝuᴉdnɔɹod ʇɐɥʇ ʇnd I ˙ǝɟᴉl ʎɯ uᴉ ǝɔuᴉs ɹǝʌǝ ǝʌᴉ ʞɔoɔ ʇsǝƃɹɐl ǝɥʇ pɐɥ uɐɯ sᴉɥ┴ ˙ƃuoɹʍ ǝɹ,noʎ ǝɹǝɥʍ sʇɐɥʇ llǝM ˙ƃᴉq ʇɐɥʇ ǝq uǝʌǝ ʇuɐɔ ʇᴉ 'ǝuᴉdnɔɹod ɐ ʞɔnɟ noʎ plnoʍ ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʎɥʍ 'ƃuᴉʞuᴉɥʇ ǝq ʇɥƃᴉɯ noʎ ʍouʞ I 'uǝʇsᴉl ʍoN ˙ʇuɐuƃǝɹd dn pǝpuǝ ᴉ 'pɐoɹ ǝɥʇ uo ǝuᴉdnɔɹod ʇɐɥʇ ɥʇᴉʍ xǝs ƃuᴉʌɐɥ ɹǝʇɟɐ ʍoɥǝɯoS

Gentlemen, it is no nut November. I have planted several snipers on each of your positions, watching your every move for the rest of November. If it’s reported to see any of you have nutted, you will immediately be executed. This month goes by near-death rules, so if you get near-nut, you get bonus points.

Points may be redeemed at the front of the gift store for candy and prizes.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through. I agreed. At 17, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because you gave me cancer anyway.